Sunday, March 1, 2009

Our Inventions

Me and my brother love to invent things. We've invented a variety of interesting inventions.

Experiments of mine:

1. Jeff- human/fly hybrid.
2. Doizee- Roadkill ladybug.
3. Chumsley- a male werejohncandy.
4. Delphine- a mermaid.
5. Vito, Ritso and Jaws- sharkmen (half man half shark).
6. Fred- alien.
7. Wizwig- a Gizmo like critter.
8. Knockout- an anthromorphic lobster with the moves of a professional boxer.
9. Bobo- a swamp monster.

Experiments of my brothers:
1. Reptilico- a snake man.
2. Tessa- a cat girl.
3. Rexx- a two-headed komodo dragon.
4. Spike, Morlock and Nightmare- Aligator men (half man half aligator)
5. Kal El- a merman.
6 Fangsly- a Tim Burton-esque creature.
7. Piccasso- a ninja turtle.
8. Titan- another male werejohncandy.
9. Rocko- a rock monster.

Inventions I've invented:
1. Clockwork 5000 Time Machine.
2. Cybernetic Battle Suit (Black).
3. Reality Warper Interdimensional Portal Machine.
4. Creature Maker (make your own monsters)
5. Aqua Tank (to make sure our "aquatic" experiments get enough oxygen and air)
6. Reanimator (can bring anything that has been destroyed or has died back to life).
7. Clone Machine.
8. Rocket boots, jet pack and Buzz Lightyear style wings.
9. Invisibility Spray (for stealth missions)
10. Hologram Generator.
12. Claw glove (Wolverine style)


Inventions my bro has invented:
1. Teleportation device.
2. Cybernetic Battle Suit (gold).
3. Shrink/Growth ray.
4. John Candyification potion (turns you into John Candy or any of his characters).
5. Scuba Couch (a couch that swims)
6. John Candy Deluxe Carrier Megazord(a power rangers style megazord made to look like John Candy, can turn into a car that looks like an uncle buck style car to the untrained eye, is big enough to carry several other zords)
7. Aviator Bird Suits (high tech suits for flight and other missions, all inspired by birds and have bird names)
8. Camouflage Spray (for stealth missions).
9. Halloween Costume Morph-O Matic (a machine that allows you to turn into whatever you are dressed as).
10. Animal Language Translator (can translate what animals say into English)
11. Aquamarine Deep Sea Explorer Gear (allows you to stay in water for ages without drowning or getting all wrinkly, also allows you to breathe underwater and to talk to fish, also comes with a setting which gives you a mermaid-like tail when in water)
12. Claw Glove (Edward Scissorhands/Freddy Krueger style).

Inventions we're worked on together:
1. Life sized Transformers.
2. Ben 10 style watches (BelushiTrix- allows you to become any character played by John Belushi, Chris Farley or John Candy, Herotrix- allows you to become any superhero from Marvel or DC Comics, you can also become supervillains too)
3. Working Omnitrix (has all of Ben's aliens from Ben 10 on it even ones from Alien Force)
4. Cybernetic limbs (to replace my brother's broken left arm and broken right leg).
5. Power Ranger Technology (zords, morphers, gadgets, etc).
6. Beetleborg technology (beetle bonders, battle stations, etc).
7. Republica of the death star.
8. Voice alteration device (alters ones voice to their liking, we use it for prank calls).
9. High tech battle fortress.
10. Tune In Machine- inserts you into your favourite tv show, movie, or video game.
11. Tim The Handy Bot- a robot that does the chores, is named after Tim Allen and inspired by his character from Home Improvement.
12. MST3K style Movie theatre- shows all kinds of movies except Titanic and any of the HSM movies (we're not too fond of those ones), has huge 3d screen, included are working republicas of Crow T. Robot, Gypsy and Tom Servo from Mst3k to make your movie viewing experience even more enjoyable.
13. Ghostbusters equipment including ghostcasting net.
14. Dreamweaver 6000- a machine that can decipher your dreams and record them for you while you sleep, allows you to choose your own dreams, also has a "Nightmare" early warning system to warn you if your dream is about to become a nightmare).
15. Bedroom TV - A TV in your own bedroom, has all channels including ones that were long forgotten like Fox Kids (also has a channel which showcases our shows on a regular basis).
16. MechaGenie Wish Granting Unit (Grants wishes of any kind, no matter how ridiculous they are)
17. Magical Princess Armour (invented for Andria as a gift).

So there you have it, our inventions.

3 comments:

  1. Have you ever seen the episode of MST3K in which they try to figure out how many people made up the 1970s adult-contemporary trio Hamilton, Joe Frank and Reynolds? It was pretty good, but I'm biased because I have at least one of every record, 8-track, cassette and CD that group ever made. Also, can you describe "Magical Princess Armour", and I really need it because I was recently threatened by a man wielding rusty box cutters.

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  2. The armour is made of kevlar and can withstand anything, it has magical properties and is activated via a magic transformation phase. It's like the armour the Mystic Knights Of Tir Na Nog had.

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  3. The magic princess armour is special kevlar armour that gives the wearer magical powers. It's voice activated and can be activated via a special phrase.

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